Premium MAGA Tears - 6 Oz Stainless Steel Flask
✨ Premium MAGA Tears – 6 oz Stainless Steel Flask ✨
For those moments that pair best with a generous pour of sarcasm.
Raise a toast to satire with this sleek black 6 oz stainless steel flask, laser-engraved in the style of a vintage whiskey label—except this “spirit” is distilled from pure irony.
Front and center you’ll find:
🥃 “Premium MAGA Tears”
💯 “100% Bitter”
🔇 “Aged in Soundproof Echo Chambers”
Whether you're gifting it to a politically savvy friend, bringing laughs to a party, or treating yourself to a little sassy sipware, this flask is guaranteed to get a reaction—mostly chuckles.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Material: Stainless steel, matte black finish
• Capacity: 6 oz
• Engraving: Crisp, permanent laser engraving in a classic whiskey-label style
• Perfect For: Gag gifts, holidays, political humor lovers, and anyone who enjoys top-shelf pettiness
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
This isn’t just a flask—it’s a mood. A statement piece. A conversation starter. It’s the perfect blend of classy craftsmanship and spicy humor, ready to be slipped into a pocket, gifted to a friend, or displayed proudly on a shelf of “essential spirits.”
Give the gift of laughter (and maybe a little liquor).
Cheers to premium-grade snark! 🍻
White Elephant Gifts for Adults
Please allow 3 - 5 days for processing and customization. All orders ship via UPS or USPS with tracking information. Buyers select shipping options during checkout.
Note: Customized items cannot be returned. However, if you are not satisfied with your order, please contact us. We will try to resolve any concerns you might have. Non-customized items can be returned for a refund or exchange within 30 days. Please see our Return Policy for more information.
✨ Premium MAGA Tears – 6 oz Stainless Steel Flask ✨
For those moments that pair best with a generous pour of sarcasm.
Raise a toast to satire with this sleek black 6 oz stainless steel flask, laser-engraved in the style of a vintage whiskey label—except this “spirit” is distilled from pure irony.
Front and center you’ll find:
🥃 “Premium MAGA Tears”
💯 “100% Bitter”
🔇 “Aged in Soundproof Echo Chambers”
Whether you're gifting it to a politically savvy friend, bringing laughs to a party, or treating yourself to a little sassy sipware, this flask is guaranteed to get a reaction—mostly chuckles.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Material: Stainless steel, matte black finish
• Capacity: 6 oz
• Engraving: Crisp, permanent laser engraving in a classic whiskey-label style
• Perfect For: Gag gifts, holidays, political humor lovers, and anyone who enjoys top-shelf pettiness
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
This isn’t just a flask—it’s a mood. A statement piece. A conversation starter. It’s the perfect blend of classy craftsmanship and spicy humor, ready to be slipped into a pocket, gifted to a friend, or displayed proudly on a shelf of “essential spirits.”
Give the gift of laughter (and maybe a little liquor).
Cheers to premium-grade snark! 🍻
White Elephant Gifts for Adults
Please allow 3 - 5 days for processing and customization. All orders ship via UPS or USPS with tracking information. Buyers select shipping options during checkout.
Note: Customized items cannot be returned. However, if you are not satisfied with your order, please contact us. We will try to resolve any concerns you might have. Non-customized items can be returned for a refund or exchange within 30 days. Please see our Return Policy for more information.
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